u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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