Apparently you make a good broom.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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