i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
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so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
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Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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