just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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