glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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