he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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