your thong is hanging out like whoa
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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