party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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