Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
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You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
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getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.