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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.

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  On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.

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• (661): View more from California

  I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.

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