the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
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he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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