he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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