You really coming over, don't trick.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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