After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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