Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
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Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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