she peed on how many people?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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