I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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