Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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