She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
MIDGETS
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We are all done wearing pants today
Randomize
