summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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