all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
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There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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