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what?
penguin condom
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
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Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
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Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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