I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
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So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
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Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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