I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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