i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
