ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
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my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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