i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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