I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
worst night to have a conscience
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Alive.
So much puke
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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