If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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