I could have mohawked her pubes.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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