I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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