Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
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I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
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Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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