God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
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I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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