My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
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Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
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So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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