I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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