there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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