i think my mom watched the whole time
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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