the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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