Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
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K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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