It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
