If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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