He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
