he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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