Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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