Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
She is in my trunk
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Found your dick twin last night
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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