32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
even my farts smell like vagina
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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