his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
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I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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