YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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