i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
ttyl tear gas
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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