I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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