Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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