i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
it wasn't lemon gatorade
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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