good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
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I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
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THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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