I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
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My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
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Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Let's get the cat blown out
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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