just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
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I wish there were birth control emojis
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
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