I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
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I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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