haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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